Script
EXT. In the middle of a desert- Morning
In a hot desert, far from civilisation is a healthy Red Wood. EWS (Extreme Wide Shot)
A shadowy figure sneaks towards the Red Wood, and halts at the base of it. Camera Zooms towards the figure.
The figure is a spy.
The Red Wood seems to have a metal door when a very big and shiny electronic door pad.
Spy takes out a gadget when he aims are the electronic door pad and pushes buttons to open the door.
Drinks can pops out of the electronic door pad; it seems the electronic door pad was a vending machine.
Spy kicks the door in frustration, the metal door seems to be a curtain disguised as a metal door, and spy falls down the door in to a pipe that the spy slides down.
Spy falls and lands on a chair with a table next to it with a martini glass.
Transition slide
Do you want to be a spy?
INT. Underground hide out
Spy is sneaking around the base.
See’s an enemy soldier.
Soldier is smoking, his cigarette goes out, and he turns to re-light it.
Spy hides in a box and slides across the floor to sneak pass the soldier.
INT. Underground hide out, other room
There is a soldier is guarding a room, facing the camera.
Soldier looks at the door way, then looks back at the camera.
Spy slides half way and stops.
Soldier looks back at the door way, see’ noting different, then looks back at the camera.
Spy slides more, the stops.
Soldier looks back at the door way, see’ noting different, then looks back at the camera.
Spy reaches the other side.
Soldier looks back at the door way, see’ noting different, then looks back at the camera.
Spy gives thumbs up.
Transition slide
Can you overcome incomprehensible obstacles in your way?
INT. Underground hide out, cryogenics lab
Camera pans across the room showing the environment which is a cryogenics lab.
Camera spots the spy and zooms to see what he is doing.
Spy opens briefcase and items fly out.
Camera zooms out as items fly out of the briefcase.
EWS of the room. Items have fallen all over the place.
After a pause a kitchen sink falls close to the camera.
Transition slide
If so, then this is the place for you to be.
INT. Underground hide out, cryogenics lab
Spy is on the ground, with the grumpy soldier behind him.
Spy runs and the soldier chases him.
A comical chase scene is shown as the hall way is a spiral hallway which distorts the scene
Cramer is aimed at a sign saying crab apples which is on a pile of apples.
Spy’s runs towards it. Spots them. Gets an idea.
Picks one up and throws it at the soldier.
Apple hit the soldier and explodes. BOOOOM!
Spy takes an item out of his/her pocket. It becomes a full size rocket, called the pocket rocket.
Spy flies away on the rocket.
Transition slide
Is an entry forum to enter spy school
EXT. Beach - Evening
Camera pans across the rocket which landed in the sand, then follows a trail of cloths which end at a table with a martini, a hand is seen going to pick it up.
Transition slide
A disclaimer
A woman is drinking the martini which show the spy was a woman all this time and she gives a kiss to the camera.
Title
End.